Radioastick

This is a comedy, action, platforming game.  This is kinda like Megaman, but with sticks!

You are an orphan stick man who lived a rather unordinary life.  You blew up your parents when you were a baby by lifting up your middle finger at them.  Then you blew up several orphanages this way too.  Somewhere along the line, he fell into a pit of radioactive material in a nuclear power plant somewhere and now he glows green.  People somehow have some kind of resentment toward his nuclear resistance, but beyond that, he still found a girlfriend who likes him despite the fact that he glows.  It's too bad that the evil Doctor Stick picked her up instead of him, hoping that he would convince Radio to join his army... But the real question is, can I finish this foot-long chili dog before you finish the game?

 The goal of the game is to defeat the 8 bosses attempting to exert rule around the world before fighting the evil Doctor Stick, saving your girlfriend, and furthermore, the world.